I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
