Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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