OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
a search helicopter?!
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
