Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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