Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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