What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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