Plan B is the new Plan A
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So apparently I’m into choking now
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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