Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
