Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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