ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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