its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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