We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
