sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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