i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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