We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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