So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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