i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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