I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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