Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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