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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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