I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's just like the Real World with babies
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just invented taco cereal.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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