Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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