I love watching others lives come down to our level.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm always down for nudity.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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