I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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