Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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