Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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