he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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