i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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