i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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