Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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