he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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