We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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