it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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