stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
