Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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