thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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