I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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