I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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