it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
