If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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