that's an acceptable place to lick
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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