just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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