have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I understand Curling. That high.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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