There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
