When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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