so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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