So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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