Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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