I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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