I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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